Ancient Future Scriptural Online Church (AFSOC)

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Jesus can be likened to a USAF Pararescueman. He was highly skilled and specially selected for the mission. He jumped in behind enemy lines. He knew that He was likely to die. He chose to do it anyway, "that others may live" -- forever.

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Exposition Love and Sex

The Book of … WOW!!

The Song of Solomon might be the least-preached book of the entire Holy Bible. That’s sad. The 7th chapter of 1st Corinthians is often called “the marriage chapter”. It has a lot of good advice about “how to get along” in married life. But, the entire book of Song of Solomon is a how-to manual for married couples to have really fun sex!

Unfortunately, a lot of pastors go an entire career without ever mentioning “the S-word” from the pulpit. If they do mention it, then it’s often merely the perfunctory concept that “sex is bad”. In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. Sex is good, because it was created by God. In fact, in the Creation story in the Book of Genesis, God said that each step was “good”. But, after He made the woman, God saw that it was “very good”.

There is a lot that can be said about all the sex in the Song of Solomon. So much, in fact, that Dr. David Hocking and his wife Carole wrote a book about it. I started to build a separate blog site about it, but I decided to focus on this site first.

Suffice it to say that, if you ever hear a pastor talk about “the sin of oral sex”, then you should consider getting away from that pastor quickly, because he is trying to fill his collection plate by a guilt trip that does not need to exist. Why? Because oral sex is in the Song of Solomon — both ways, and more than once! The couple in the Song of Solomon gets going right away; here is Chapter 1, Verses 12-14. Solomon is “going down” on her, she squirts her fragrance, and then he gives her a “necklace of pearls” (the cluster of henna).

Then, in Chapter 2, Verse 3, she first praises his “tree”, and then she returns the favor. She sat “in its shade” (meaning: beside him), and she enjoyed his taste.

A few verses later, they are going at it again. She praises his voice as he “leaps upon the mountains”. (Translation: he is banging her pretty hard and quickly “like a gazelle”, so that her boobs bounce, and then he cums loudly. She enjoys the noise that he makes.) I happen to like it loud. I call it “aural sex”.

In Chapter 4, Verses 5-6, he praises her shapeliness, and then tells her that he is going to “munch” on her until dawn! We do not read any objections from her, nor does God tell them to stop.

In fact, only a few verses later, she encourages him to keep on munching!

These are only a few examples, but they are attention-getters. (But, “that other kind” of sex is prohibited. I did a recent blog post about that.) If I could get more people to read the One-Year Bible, then I might try to declare the 6th of September as “Worldwide Great Sex With Your Spouse Day”. Share this with your friends. They will be glad that you did.


The day after this post was published, I read another passage that was quite “blatant” in its openness.

The third line is a double meaning. Although he might be saying that he is so aroused that his hair is sweaty, the more likely meaning is that his “other head” is wet with precum. And, the “latch” that she is talking about is her clitoris. In response to his hand, she arose to “open” for him. And, the sex was so good that they wrote it down for others to read for thousands of years!

Tom Kovach (rhymes with "watch") is a former US Air Force law enforcement supervisor, a former Civil Air Patrol search and rescue Ranger instructor and commander, a former deputy sheriff, a certified paralegal, a licensed armed security officer, and a licensed insurance agent. Tom is working on his private investigator's license. He is also a Class-A freefall parachutist, an open-water scuba diver, and a published author. Tom studied theology at the Orthodox Monastery of the Annunciation. Tom Kovach is the founder of the Ancient Future Scriptural Online Church (AFSOC). He lives in the Nashville area.